10 Easy Steps You Can Take To Star In Your Very Own Reality Television Program!



Step 1: Be Born



Step 2: Become A Child





Step 3: Now Be A Teenager





Step 4: Grow Into A Young Adult





Step 5A: Start A Business Of Some Sort





Step 5B: Don't Start A Business





Step 6A: Be Famous





Step 6B: Don't Be Famous





Step 7: Be Middle Aged Now





Step 8: Grow Elderly*




Step 9: Pass Away



Step 10: Leave People Behind Who Have Also Followed These Steps




Following these 10 simple rules will ensure the whole world can be all up in your business! Godspeed.

* Gracefully